Ville mwen ap fete mwen paka la,sa plus ke razzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The UK has a hosepipe ban....confused!?!
A) we are surrounded by water-we're an island!
B) hosepipe are essential for water-fights!
C) The water bosses should reduce the 6figure salary to research how we turn salty sea water into safe watertown fill our reservoirs!